If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
Tell me… You love me?
i showed this to my sister and she slapped me
Don’t you mean
'Hue hue hue hue hue hue'?
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
the movie actually managed to make me laugh pretty hard with this omg
I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time
Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.
Stop making random letters bold fuckhead
You are right and it wont happen again Im a little tired and im completely sorry I understand your frustration.
This is my favorite thing on tumblr.
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway
POSITIVE WEIGHTLOSS INSPIRATION XOXO
what if shinies were considered bad in the wild since it meant they will get killed easier, which would explain why there are so hard to find…